Swimwear

Of course your bathing suits look good on supermodels. But I hesitate before ordering online...

Maybe if there was a button where I could choose a model with a body more like mine? And see where I would bulge unpleasantly between the tankini top and sexy scoop bottom?

But I guess that would defeat the purpose of the ad, wouldn't it? I'm supposed to dream big, or rather, dream small, and think unrealistic thoughts about summer clothing.

Is it really so much to ask for a bathing suit that keeps everything where it belongs?

I guess it is.