Wasting Time

I'm not a morning person. When I work the early morning shift, I can't get to sleep soon enough, and I end up falling asleep after work and wasting the rest of the day.

But when I work the evening shift, I sleep in and waste the first part of the day.

Is it better, then, for me to work from 9-5? Of course not! I wake up just in time for work, come home, have dinner, and waste the evening.

Perhaps the problem is not the time of day, but rather my knack for wasting time.